Spanish tuner (This is not a joke)

[Trev]

Saw this on another forum, thought i'd post on here.
Might give you all some tips LOL

http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101"]http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101"]http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=224101

 

[jim_bling]

oh my good lord and im only onto page 3

 

[Trev]

Believe it or not it gets worse LOL

 

[Antony]

hahahahahahahahahahaha thats the best thing i have ever seen.

 

[curtis]

What a plank

 

[Ian]

my god. Just went through 40 pages. I've never took an engine apart before, but i bet i could make a damn sight better job then this clown.

 

[Makrakin08]

omg omg omg is this guy a pure tube or what haha what a mess

 

[micras69]

total delboy, have you seen the video...scared me with every rev i moved further away from my laptop in fear of it going boom

 

[jim_bling]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdmOmzmZHI

 

[micras69]

this one!!!!!!!!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NSl5zSlZzpM&feature=related

 

[squarepants]

damm, i think i should get this guy to build up my cg13 out block!

 

[Arnold]

OMG!!!!! I don't know much about engines and stuff but that doesn't look healthy, and even more shocked at the respray work!! just spray the whole lot without any prep! Nightmare

 

[Low Rider]

I wondered how long it would be before someone posted that on here.

 

[jim_bling]

ha ha guess you have already read it mate

 

[1.3GX]

pmsl

 

[Speedle]

awesome! how much money must this guy have wasted!

 

[Antony]

none by the looks of it... thats his problem.

 

[MicraFish]

I don't really know about engines all that much, but that certainly doesn't look right, or sound right! :wow:

 

[Demarest]

lmfao

 

[NeX]

lol watch the video where he shatters the turbo blades and suck them into the engine!

 

[Antony]

how the hell do you manage that unless your shooting bb's into the turbo inlet whilst at full boost?

 

[NeX]

how the hell do you manage that unless your shooting bb's into the turbo inlet whilst at full boost?

probably don't run any oil to it and wait for it to wobble lol

 

[Antony]

lol. that guy is just a 24carrat, gold plated goon

 

[NeX]

lol. that guy is just a 24carrat, gold plated goon

well i was finding it all very funny until i saw how he made his own clutch (after breaking 3 of them) by welding two of them together! no that is beyond dangerous, when a clutch explodes because it is not balanced it is like a bomb going off, it will drive bits of gearbox through the bulkhead. this guy needs to be stopped, he is taking normal cars and making them into death traps!

 

[Arnold]

don't worry, the gearbox's been painted, that'll keep the clutch in

lmao!!!

 

[jim_bling]

ha ha at what arnold found but trust me its gets better the further on you read i have read all 60 pages

 

[micra_tom]

What a prat lol...you gotta love the half colour coded pedals though lol...im only on page 10!! lol
edit: I want to know how much this guy has spent on blue paint lol

 

[jim_bling]

haha not enough as he runs out and uses another colour and then runs out of that