GLANZA V TURBO for £700!!!

[curtis]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/412147.htm

 

[Arnold]

Looks like a deliberately crap advert to me! unless the car's been nicked and they really are that stupid

 

[joesouthgate]

-BUMP VALVE
-ELECTRIC AIR FILTER (£80 OFF EBAY)

What?

 

[Katie]

Seriously. What the hell is it! Love the bloke kissing the bonnet, do you think he licks windows too?

 

[curtis]

its a starlet glanza v like Kev's....

 

[Katie]

Sorry, it was a rhetorical question, in a wtf?! kinda way!

:laugh:

 

[curtis]

lol was wondering why you asked that........looool

 

[Katie]

I wish i had a bump valve like :laugh:

 

[Low Rider]

Lol

 

[jarthur05]

Lol, someone's obviously having a laugh. It reads like a chav's dream 'modded' car:

Savage exhaust tip (for that real race-car noise)
Lexarse lights
Ripspeed alloys (sprayed gold with his mate's graffiti cans presumably)
Ebay 'qualitee' electric air filter (!)
Seat covers (worth at least 10bhp maaaate)
Halfords '2 Fast 2 Furious' neons

Any yet the seller apparently believes his Greddy intercooler to be a big radiator...either this is a scam and any potential buyer is going to be mugged upon arriving to inspect the car, or this is a very strange joke.

 

[Robert]

But why does he think it's a micra?!

 

[curtis]

thats my question too.....?

 

[Manny]

anybody rang him?

its not a micra its toyota starlet glanza turbo

 

[Katie]

its not a micra its toyota starlet glanza turbo

I think we all know that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Corbs]

Its quite obviously a joke.

 

[Manny]

I wish i had a bump valve like

U MEAN A DUMP VALVE :grinning:

 

[Katie]

I wish i had a bump valve like

U MEAN A DUMP VALVE :grinning:

Please dont patronise me :girly:

I meant exactly what i said. In the advert he says he has a bump valve and i said i wish i had one too. As a joke. Get it? fwn

 

[curtis]

someone isnt reading the thread!?!

and yes i have rang him twice and no answer! ill just laugh down the phone to him

 

[Katie]

Is it not a joke number like flirt divert or summat?

 

[Kev]

lol odd!

So many things wrong with that ad,

The wheels look like volks, there not ripspeeds that's for sure.

lol @ the front radiator, that would be your front mounted intercooler!

 

[curtis]

Nah just rings through to a t-mobile answer phone.....

 

[jim_bling]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OMG this is so funny just as good as the old rover metro coloured in burbery

 

[curtis]

i have just reported it to the pistonhead administrators

 

[Robert]

Then again, if it's real, and just an idiot selling it, someone could get one hell of a bargain!

 

[curtis]

thats what i was thinking......lol

 

[jarthur05]

Ad has now been removed...

 

[jacb_1978]

I just clicked on the link and its still there!! fwn

 

[curtis]

yeh still there, i got hold of the bloke and he says its not forsale and hung up...

someone else please try and find out whats it all about???

07904933525

 

[curtis]

yeh still there, i got hold of the bloke and he says its not forsale and hung up...

someone else please try and find out whats it all about???

07904933525

 

[Arnold]

That probably is the owner's car & number, but some someone who doesn't like him listed it. (or similar!)

 

[jarthur05]

Well it's not showing up in the searches...

 

[jacb_1978]

if your searching for a Glanza it won't coz the muppet has advertised it as a Micra

 

[Antony]

haha, its a bloke playing a trick on his mate obvioisly....

taking the preverbial..

 

[jarthur05]

if your searching for a Glanza it won't coz the muppet has advertised it as a Micra

I realise that. Although the above link works, the car is not showing up anymore if you search for it under Micra or Glanza.

 

[alchemyst]

probably his ex-girlfriend who put it on to pee him off and just doesnt know owt about cars

 

[Manny]

jokers lol