I get this all the time in Milton Keynes, especially at the local cruise (I'm one of only 2 or 3 known modified Micras that are local to me). Everyone turns up in their Pugs, Citroens, Fords, and, of course, the usual hoarde of about 20/30 Corsas. They always take the ####, but I just say "At least my car is unique, and isn't festooned with parts from the Halfords catalogue."
And then there's the people without cars that take the #### out of you. "Excuse me, but where's your car? Oh, you don't have one? That's strange, because it seems that I have, meaning I don't have to cadge lifts from people or take a bus filled with tramps and single parents."
Always cracks me up, and leaves them speechless because they don't expect it :laugh:.