TOST - The Official Spam Thread

[MaxK11C]

See look huggy knows it

But it's a fiat

 

[skymera]

So you're telling me I could LEGALLY insure a super turbo as a GSX .. For £1,669.

Why the *** did I buy a 205

AFAIK, yes.

So long that's exactly how it was imported.

 

[MaxK11C]

AFAIK, yes.

So long that's exactly how it was imported.

So I'd need all the import information, to prove it?

 

[skymera]

But it's a fiat

This.

 

[skymera]

So I'd need all the import information, to prove it?

I don't know mate. Ring the DVLA or something.

 

[SirChris]

I really struggle... with micra people.

 

[SirChris]

The...car...is...a...financially... Not... Viable ...option ...considering....you...can...no...longer... Buy...parts...for...it

 

[MaxK11C]

The...car...is...a...financially... Not... Viable ...option ...considering....you...can...no...longer... Buy...parts...for...it

Alright. Thanks Chris. If I find one I'll leave a note on the window telling them they should scrap it.

 

[Clodo]

Buy a chocolate orange istead..... far better use of money x

 

[MaxK11C]

Buy a chocolate orange istead..... far better use of money x

They're silly money now!

 

[Clodo]

A pound in tesco! I bought three........ didnt last long though ....... bad clodo x

 

[r-reg-sr]

_-_-in listen

 

[MaxK11C]

A pound in tesco! I bought three........ didnt last long though ....... bad clodo x

You what

On a totally unrelated note I'm going to tesco. see you all in an hour

 

[Clodo]

Doo it! They also have magic star bags for a pound ..... diets going well :L xx

 

[h701micra]

Buy a chocolate orange istead..... far better use of money x

Share

 

[Clodo]

Share

I would..... but I ate them xx

 

[h701micra]

The...car...is...a...financially... Not... Viable ...option ...considering....you...can...no...longer... Buy...parts...for...it

K10 owners are in trouble then as the aftermarket is ending lines on a lot of parts

 

[SirChris]

Alright. Thanks Chris. If I find one I'll leave a note on the window telling them they should scrap it.

Not my point Jesus. U can't afford to run one car... What the hell are you going to do when it breaks

 

[SirChris]

I would kill for a super turbo... But not when u can't get anything for it.. It's not a financially viable option

 

[Clodo]

Best start stocking up andy! ........... on car parts..... not chocolate xx

 

[MaxK11C]

Not my point Jesus. U can't afford to run one car... What the hell are you going to do when it breaks

I don't know.

Now if you'll excuse me we've got a 205 to pick up from the local garage haha!

 

[h701micra]

Best start stocking up andy! ........... on car parts..... not chocolate xx

Not both?

 

[Clodo]

Hmmm thats sounds even better xxx

 

[McMicra]

The...car...is...a...financially... Not... Viable ...option ...considering....you...can...no...longer... Buy...parts...for...it

This is a major factor in why im moving on from micras, plan to get something newer like an 2006 celica gts 190 when I can, newer and more available aftermarket parts

 

[skymera]

Ah, 2 weeks off work after today

 

[MaxK11C]

Does anyone know how much the standard 14" K11 steel wheel weighs?

 

[h701micra]

Does anyone know how much the standard 14" K11 steel wheel weighs?

Not quite the same but I'm sure a K10 13" steel was approx 2 or 3 kg
Might give a rough idea

 

[MaxK11C]

Not quite the same but I'm sure a K10 13" steel was approx 2 or 3 kg
Might give a rough idea

So maybe 4kg?

 

[h701micra]

So maybe 4kg?

Around there I reckon

 

[MaxK11C]

Around there I reckon

Mkay thanks

 

[MaxK11C]

Can anyone help? My key is stuck in the ignition of the 205, and won't come out, or start the car. It's lodged in, with a click each way ...

 

[SirChris]

Lol, ur locks jammed. spray down there. shake the wheel vigorously left to right which very gentle movements on the key. also pushing the key in further and twisting helps. otherwise you need to have the whole barrel out

 

[MaxK11C]

Lol, ur locks jammed. spray down there. shake the wheel vigorously left to right which very gentle movements on the key. also pushing the key in further and twisting helps. otherwise you need to have the whole barrel out

Urghhhhhhhh


Thanks.
The joys of old cars

 

[Huggy444]

Urghhhhhhhh


Thanks.
The joys of old cars

The joys of **** cars

 

[MaxK11C]

The joys of #### cars

I know you understand in your Fix It Again Tony!

 

[skymera]

Hey guys, I'm needing new front tyres very soon.

195/50/15

Any suggestions? Winter / Summer / Mixed?

Got these all round at the mo. Rears are good to go for a long time

http://www.nexentireusa.com/tires/high-performance/n-fera-su4

 

[frank]

i rate kingpin retreads personally scott, the weatherspeed winter ones i fitted last year were,nt very impressive in the wet, but these current nova ones are the dogs in the wet (£21.11 + vat)

 

[h701micra]

i rate kingpin retreads personally scott, the weatherspeed winter ones i fitted last year were,nt very impressive in the wet, but these current nova ones are the dogs in the wet (£21.11 + vat)

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+1, had a set after Frank mentioned em last time and for the money they're pretty good

 

[Guy]

Skymera - I've got 4 Goodyear Duragrip on my car at the moment. Rated B/B/67 which is as good as I could find at the price. Very impressed so far and quite cheap .

 

[McMicra]

toyo t1r's err day

new note, im the process of starting to sell the accord to pick up a new car

 

[eiregti]

Falken ziex 912 for me or uniroyal rainsport. Very good performance from them

 

[h701micra]

toyo t1r's err day

new note, im the process of starting to sell the accord to pick up a new car

Car whoring

 

[skymera]

Thanks guys, hunting around now!

 

[MaxK11C]

toyo t1r's err day

new note, im the process of starting to sell the accord to pick up a new car

You're worse than me!

 

[h701micra]

You're worse than me!

He changes
You hoard

 

[MaxK11C]

He changes
You hoard

I can't like this enough times
You know me too well

 

[h701micra]

I can't like this enough times
You know me too well

I know its sad, but it made me laugh too
It was one of them type it straight off the bat

 

[MaxK11C]

Helllllpppp. Warning light (engine management one) on, MOT tomorrow. Need the bulb out. How do we do this?

 

[McMicra]

black electrical tape over it,

or take the bulb out from something lese like the fuel light and put it in the eml till you get another bulb

 

[MaxK11C]

black electrical tape over it,

or take the bulb out from something lese like the fuel light and put it in the eml till you get another bulb

Instructions unclear; cars on fire.