A tale of two prawns

Arnold

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It's quite funny! enjoy :)



Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........."
















(You're going to love this.....)















"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."
 
I had a crash this morning. Hit a car in the rear at a junction. Usual mistake, was looking right and didn't look in front before I pulled away, and the chap in front hadn't moved. So he gets out of the car and he's only a dwarf! He says to me: "I ain't happy mate", so I said "Well which one are you then?"


Heard this one this morning :)
 
I demand a refund of my MSC subscription for abuse of the medulla

...lol

I am a master of crap/painful jokes....be warned....one more like that an I'll unload a full clip of NASTY jokes...


..staring with the Iraqi weather forecast
 
what do you get if you sit under a cow? a pat on the head

thats the worst joke i know by far... so sammo please, go for it!
 
That is so poor Alan. Im considering giving you a temp ban for the shame you you brought to this forum but alas I can't.

Mike

:p
 
LOL. I can't stand the jokes that say 'wait for it'.............'your going to love this' and then you scroll down and it's totally not funny!!!
 
Ha ha! well as crap as it was, it still brightend up a few people's day!

You guys can enjoy this too. Found this rather amusing!

Linky

Hope it works
 
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