TOST - The Official Spam Thread

[MaxK11C]

Back in your hole

Yes sir
My hole is the most JDM though so it's cool


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[Magpie42]

Yes sir
My hole is the most JDM though so it's cool


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Hello Kitty's JDM, right?





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[MaxK11C]

Hello Kitty's JDM, right?





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Oh, extremely.


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[SirChris]

You called?


'Sent from my bed using paper planes'

go away

 

[MaxK11C]

go away

You love me really


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[SirChris]

so now I know why so many turbo builds fail... we don't have a balance shaft http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balance_shaft see... its not our fault... bloody wobbles

 

[h701micra]

so now I know why so many turbo builds fail... we don't have a balance shaft http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balance_shaft see... its not our fault... bloody wobbles

That and thinking they'll be ok without mapping...

 

[SirChris]

That and thinking they'll be ok without mapping...

NNOOOOnnoooonooooo nothing to do with that

 

[Magpie42]

NNOOOOnnoooonooooo nothing to do with that

You mean you can't just bolt on any old turbo and instantly achieve sexy results?

I am disappoint.





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[h701micra]

You mean you can't just bolt on any old turbo and instantly achieve sexy results?

I am disappoint.





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But you can... Make manifold, bolt on turbo

Off you go

 

[SirChris]

But you can... Make manifold, bolt on turbo

Off you go

Yup

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[MicraPRO]

But you can... Make manifold, bolt on turbo

Off you go

Guys I blew my engine comes to mind...

 

[SirChris]

Guys I blew my engine comes to mind...

Naahh never happens tom... Just whack it on.

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[SirChris]

Retard it... Throw a massive fuel pump on... Bam.

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[MicraPRO]

Naahh never happens tom... Just whack it on.

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ok erm what about "guys my engines got no power because theres a hole in the piston is that normal?"

 

[MicraPRO]

Retard it... Throw a massive fuel pump on... Bam.

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Drive for 10miles then need tow truck...

 

[SirChris]

Drive for 10miles then need tow truck...

Does calculations.... Err I think you will find that I drove 214 miles for jae... Plus the 100 odd before jae... So nurhhh.. Bruv I turbo mine da fk out blad... Blow hg and cracked ringlands. I wasn't a little girl...like you.

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[SirChris]

Brap

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[MicraPRO]

Brap

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You is a proper badman blud!

 

[SirChris]

You is a proper badman blud!

You on 16s FAM?

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[MicraPRO]

You on 16s FAM?

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Wheels?

 

[SirChris]

Wheels?

no, spaceship crack condiment satchels

 

[MicraPRO]

no, spaceship crack condiment satchels

Your hilarious...

 

[MicraPRO]

You on 16s FAM?

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15s 7J ET35 wrapped in 195/45/15 Toyo T1R Proxes.

 

[SirChris]

Your hilarious...

WHAT****INGWHEELSAREYOURUNNINGARGRHHGHGHGGHGHG lol

 

[SirChris]

so more ET yeah... means more poke?

 

[SirChris]

like all you want but I am thick, i need spoon feeding!

 

[MicraPRO]

like all you want but I am thick, i need spoon feeding!

ET35 gives a good stance... and brings the front wheels flush with the body...
The rear isnt quite as flush but any more offset and all tyres would be destroyed I like mine how they are because of the 195 grip.
ET40 would stick out further and would probs need stretched tyres.
Easier?

 

[SirChris]

ET35 gives a good stance... and brings the front wheels flush with the body...
The rear isnt quite as flush but any more offset and all tyres would be destroyed I like mine how they are because of the 195 grip.
ET40 would stick out further and would probs need stretched tyres.
Easier?

eurgh I do not know, might have to make some fenders for the turbo, thinking 16s / 6.6 205/40/16

 

[Enuo]

Lower et gives more poke

 

[Huggy444]

0et has more poke than 30 to clarify

 

[SirChris]

ahh we like this then, my wheels will work.. woo!

 

[MicraPRO]

Lower et gives more poke

0et has more poke than 30 to clarify

Sorry my bad...

 

[SirChris]

Sorry my bad...

Damn you Tom you nearly destroyed my dreams boy

 

[MicraPRO]

Damn you Tom you nearly destroyed my dreams boy

Sorry chris love you really! was rushing to get to tesco and brain clearly wasnt screwed on...

 

[SirChris]

Sorry chris love you really! was rushing to get to tesco and brain clearly wasnt screwed on...

Your lack of knowing stuff has blown up my Domain Controller Install too.. damn you

 

[MicraPRO]

Your lack of knowing stuff has blown up my Domain Controller Install too.. damn you

Erm... domain what...
sorry

 

[SirChris]

Erm... domain what...
sorry

exactly look what you have done

 

[MicraPRO]

exactly look what you have done

Will a hug cure this problem... ill have to iou it till jae tho

 

[h701micra]

MSC improvement thread

http://www.micra.org.uk/index.php?posts/671437

 

[Jen319]

....What do you think?....

I got one of these...
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Mi...3347&clkid=5885253267023612311&_qi=RTM1714243














.....honest

 

[Huggy444]

Looks brilliant, a nice subtle mod

 

[Magpie42]

The stripe on the left isn't straight...

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[h701micra]

It so clean its like you can't see them

Like when you've cleaned the windows and you headbutt one thinking its not there

 

[SirChris]

Just spoke to sky to get internet in the house. I cancelled when I went to uni...the bloody exchange is full... How the hell.. I suppose I do live in the middle of no where. So 180 quid later... I might get BT visiting in the next week... I bet you thy say theirs is full

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[Magpie42]

Just spoke to sky to get internet in the house. I cancelled when I went to uni...the bloody exchange is full... How the hell.. I suppose I do live in the middle of no where. So 180 quid later... I might get BT visiting in the next week... I bet you thy say theirs is full

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I ordered BT infinity last night... only £8 a month for 6 months... plus I got free BT Sport on my Sky box straight away (I have to have my MotoGP).... and a £100 Sainsbury's voucher...which will come in handy for stuff...

 

[Enuo]

Try virgin?

 

[h701micra]

EE are pretty damn good for the net

 

[SirChris]

There is no virgin in the area..

Yeah got BT unlimited ... I would get totally killed by going over he usage.. I am an IT man. I download like it's going out of fashion. Plus my servers are what would keep me in a job. Got a 60 quid voucher.

Once again. Only got sky and BT. The landlines these ends are on the old slam Max hardware. So needs to be on fibre exchanges.. Only provided by BT and sky

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[MaxK11C]

Purchased membership, after one year and 1,800 pointless posts.