Krian
Fear me, for I am Onibaku
A rant 
In case you hadnt noticed (or for those non-british types) its pretty dark outside. Plus, the road I live on isnt the best lit road in the world, and theres a big van blocking my view of the road, so I decide to reverse out of my driveway really really slowly.
Halfway out, I catch a glimpse of something flash, slightly startled I slam on the brakes and open the door, stick my head out and look around. Only to see some idiot dressed all in black - and i mean all, black trousers, black jacket with the neck up hiding the top half of his face, and a black hat hiding the other half! - just passing my car.
So considering the fact I almost run him over, I ask him if he didnt see the really bright white reversing lights, or the big shiny silver car moving backwards, or realise that a combination of the two means someones *reversing* their car! To which he decided it would be a good idea to say "Well if you cant see you shouldnt be driving you Swear Filter Evading is not tolerated
At this point I think I deserve a sainthood, rather than getting the crowbar out of the back and attempting to beat some common sense into him, I merely got out of the car and smiled, at which point he looked up, looked slightly worried, and took off like lynford christie on acid...
Starting to wish I hadnt seen a coat button catch the light now - im sure an A&E visit might have taught him a bit of a lesson.... Then again, idiots are idiots so mebe not.
Rant over.
In case you hadnt noticed (or for those non-british types) its pretty dark outside. Plus, the road I live on isnt the best lit road in the world, and theres a big van blocking my view of the road, so I decide to reverse out of my driveway really really slowly.
Halfway out, I catch a glimpse of something flash, slightly startled I slam on the brakes and open the door, stick my head out and look around. Only to see some idiot dressed all in black - and i mean all, black trousers, black jacket with the neck up hiding the top half of his face, and a black hat hiding the other half! - just passing my car.
So considering the fact I almost run him over, I ask him if he didnt see the really bright white reversing lights, or the big shiny silver car moving backwards, or realise that a combination of the two means someones *reversing* their car! To which he decided it would be a good idea to say "Well if you cant see you shouldnt be driving you Swear Filter Evading is not tolerated
At this point I think I deserve a sainthood, rather than getting the crowbar out of the back and attempting to beat some common sense into him, I merely got out of the car and smiled, at which point he looked up, looked slightly worried, and took off like lynford christie on acid...
Starting to wish I hadnt seen a coat button catch the light now - im sure an A&E visit might have taught him a bit of a lesson.... Then again, idiots are idiots so mebe not.
Rant over.
