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does anyone have any like really stupid facts, like stuff you know that has no purpose in your head lol.

like:

a pigs orgasams last for 30mins

A whale's heart beats once every 6 1/2 seconds

women blink twice as much as men.

dont ask where i got these from lol im sure theres a load more weirder ones.

what ones do you know?
 
Eating a polar bears liver will kill you as it contains toxic levels of vitamin A :doh:
 
all living creatures have about the same amount of heart beats in its life time.

you cant lick your own elbow (how many people are tying this now)

you will not fall of the earth if it stops spinning, its the shear mass that creates the gravity that keeps us on the ground

there is excatly the same amount of water on the earth (pre 1960 the be exact to allow for water that is in space due to missions to space) than there was when the earth was formed.

all hackney cabs (london taxis) by law have to carry a bail of hay for their horses. the law still stands but is not enforced.
 
just so happens i just found this on another forum enjoy

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
(I'm sure men would love it if women were like that...)

6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.

8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.

9. On average, world wide 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (I knew it!)

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

14. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before.

15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly
go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered
this??)

17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

20. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

21. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

22. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. (Thank God we got that tip, just in time!)

23. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

24. For fun, Charlie Chaplin once entered anonymously a "Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest", and won third prize.

25. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

26. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

27. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

28. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

29. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

30. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a space suit damages them.

31. In the movie Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again Sam".What he said was "If you can play it for her you can
play it for me, so play it".

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air,
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
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Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
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Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their
own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind
your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed refill, they used
the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired
by this practice.
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In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only,
Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English
language.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
 
1. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

2. A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.

3. Over a third of all pineapples come from Hawaii.

4. Wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence tinted bottles.

5. Rice is the main food for half of the people of the world.

6. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

7. The estimated number of M & M’s sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.

8. The number 57 on a Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickle the company once had.

9. Fanta Orange is the third largest selling soft drink in the world.

10. "0 & Wine" magazine reported that in Japan, squid is the most popular topping for Domino's pizza.

11. Beer foam will go down by licking your finger then sticking it in the beer.

12. Sixty cows can produce a ton of milk a day.

13. For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.

14. Gatorade was named for the University of Florida Gators where it was first developed.

15. You should not eat a crawfish with a straight tail. It was dead before it was cooked.

16. There are 2,000,000 different combinations of sandwiches that can be created from a SUBWAY menu.

17. Milk delivered to the store today was in the cow two days ago.

18. The wheat that produces a one-pound loaf of bread requires 2 tons of water to grow.

19. Dunkin' Donuts serves about 112,500 doughnuts each day.

20. A tenth of the 7 million tons of rice grown in the U.S. each year goes into the making of beer.

21. There are professional tea tasters as well as wine tasters.

22. Thin-skinned lemons are the juiciest.

23. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make one
12-ounce jar of peanut butter.

24. Over 15 billion prizes have been given away in Cracker Jacks boxes.

25. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

26. Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.

27. Hot water is heavier than cold.

28. If you went out into space, you would
explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.

29. Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air.

30. On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.

31. A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce
higher than one made entirely of glass.

32. At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom
shorter than its original length.

33. Time slows down near a black hole; inside it stops completely.

34. light take 6 hours to travel from Pluto to the earth.

35. A cosmic year is the amount of time it takes the sun to revolve around the center of the Milky
Way, about 225 million years.

36. Rain contains vitamin B12.

37. ENIAC, the first electronic computer, appeared 50 years ago. The original ENIAC was about 80 feet long, weighed 30 tons, had 17,000 tubes. By comparison, a desktop computer today can store a million times more information than an ENIAC, and 50,000 times faster.

38. From the smallest microprocessor to the biggest mainframe, the average American depends on over 264 computers per day.

39. The first man-made item to exceed the speed
of sound is the bull whip our leather whip. When the whip is snapped, the knotted end makes a "crack" or popping noise. It is actually causing a mini sonic boom as it exceeds the speed of sound.

40. The hardness of ice is similar to that of concrete.

41. A bowl of lime Jell-O, when hooked up to an EEG machine, exhibited movement which is virtually identical to the brain waves of a healthy adult man or woman.

42. If the world were tilted one degree more either way, the planet would not be habitable because the area around the equator would be too hot and the poles would be too cold.

43. Clothes that are dried outside DO smell better because of a process called photolysis. What happens is this: sunlight breaks down compounds in the laundry that cause odor, such as perspiration and body oils.

44. Dirty snow melts faster than clean.

45. A "fulgerite" is fossilized lightning. It forms when a powerful lightning bolt melts the soil into a glass-like state.

46. If you stand in the bottom of a well, you would be able to see the stars even in the daytime.

47. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.

48. Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown farther if it is thrown west.

49. Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.

50. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is predicted to topple over between 2010 and 2020.

51. Blood is 6 times thicker than water.

52. It takes a plastic container 50000 years to
start decomposing.

53. Lab tests can detect traces of alcohol in urine six to 12 hours after a person has stopped drinking.

54. Sound at the right vibration can bore holes through a solid object.

55. There are 3 golf balls sitting on the moon.

56. An iceberg contains more heat than a match.

57. Bacteria can reproduce sexually.

58. The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas.

59. The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in an "A" is Afghanistan.

60. The state of Oregon has one city named Sisters and another called Brothers.

61. The smallest island with country status is Pitcairn in Polynesia, at just 1.75 sq. miles/4,53 sq. km.

62. Guam has seven public elementary schools.

63. Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.

64. Alaska is the only state without a state motto.

65. Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonald's.

66. Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names.

67. There are only three world capitals that begin with the letter "O" in English: Ottawa,
Canada; Oslo, Norway; and Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

68. Iowa has more independent telephone companies than any other state.

69. Australia is the richest source of mineral
sands in the world.

70. Dominica, Mexico, Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags.

71. People in Sweden, Japan, and Canada are more likely to know the population of the United States
than are Americans.

72. Shortest Intercontinental Commercial Flight
in the world is from Gibraltar (Europe) to Tangier (Africa.) Distance 34 miles, flight time 20 minutes.

73. There are 3,900 islands in the country Japan, the country of islands.

74. Seoul, the South Korean capital, just means "the capital" in the Korean language.

75. Canada has more lakes than the rest of the
world combined.

76. England is smaller than New England.

77. The largest city in Africa is Cairo in Egypt.

78. The longest Monopoly game ever played was 1,680 hours long, that's 70 straight days!

79. The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub was 99 hours long.

80. At 12 years old, an African named Ernest Loftus made his first entry in his diary and continued everyday for 91 years.

81. Toronto, Ontario was home to the biggest swimming pool in the world in 1925. It held 2000 swimmers, and was 300ft x 75ft. It is still in operation.

82. The biggest hog ever recorded was a creature named Big Boy who weighed in at 1, 904 pounds.

83. The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.

84. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

85. No one seems to know why people blush.

86. Between 25% to 33% of the population sneeze
when they are exposed to light.

87. Men have more blood than women. Men have 1.5 gallons for men versus 0.875 gallons for women.

88. The human brain stops growing at the age of 18.

89. In 1977, a 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his left foot.

90. It takes an interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech.

91. During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.

92. You lose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill eight five-pound flour bags.

93. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

94. The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes.

95. The Average American/Canadian drinks about 600 soda’s per year.

96. More People use blue toothbrushes then red ones.

97. Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.

98. Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.

99. Percent of men are left-handed while only 8 percent of women are left-handed. Male or female, all left-handed people are "in their right mind

100. About 24 percent of alcoholics die in accidents, falls, fires, and suicides.
 
101. About 60 percent of all American babies are
named after close relatives.

102. August is the month when most baby's are born.

103. Most humans can guess someone's sex with 95 percent accuracy just by smelling their breath.

104. Half of all men start to lose their hair by the time they turn 30. Everybody loses dozens of hairs a day - the key thing is whether or not they grow back. More than 40 percent of men wind up with significant hair loss.

105. According to one U.S. study, about 25 percent of all adolescent and adult males never use deodorant.

106. Focus group information compiled by CalComp revealed that 50 percent of computer users do not like using a mouse.

107. Cold pizza is fairly popular. A survey found 15 percent actually PREFER pizza this way, suggesting that the number who love hot pizza but don't mind eating the leftovers cold the next day must be quite high indeed.

108. It is estimated that 60 percent of home smoke detectors in use do not work because they don't have a battery in them or the battery in the detector no longer has any potency.

109. Two-thirds of men wear briefs, 22 percent wear boxers, and six percent don't wear underwear (I assume 6% did not answer).

110. Ninety percent of U.S. households have at lease one remote control for the television; 8 out of 10 report losing it.

111. Chocolate manufacturers use 40 percent of the world's almonds.

112. Each year approximately 250,000 American
husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

113. Executives work an average 57 hours a week, but just 22 percent say their hours are a major
cause of stress.

114. Hawaii has the highest percentage of cremations of all other U.S. states, with a 60.6 percent preference over burial.

115. Hawaii is the only state in the United States where male life expectancy exceeds 70 years. Hawaii also leads all states in life expectancy in general, with an average of 73.6 years for both males and females.

116. In 1990 there were about 15,000 vacuum cleaner related accidents in the U.S.

117. Per a "Newsweek" poll, 49 percent of American fathers described themselves as better parents than their dads.

118. Per a national survey, 80 percent of U.S. teachers in grades kindergarten through eighth grade have received chocolate as a gift from their students.

119. In 1970 only 5 percent of the American population lived in cities.

120. In 1996, Americans bought only 12 inches of dental floss per capita.

121. Adults spend an average of 16 times as many hours selecting clothes (145.6 hours a year) as they do on planning their retirement.

122.Half of all people who have ever smoked have now quit.

123. Seventy percent of house dust is made up of dead skin flakes.

124. Sixty percent of big-firm executives said the cover letter is as important or more important than the résumé itself when you're looking for a new job.

125. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
126. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year.

127. According to the US Government people have tried nearly 28,000 different ways to lose weight.

128. 5,840 people with pillow related injuries checked into U.S. emergency rooms in 1992.

129. 8% of Americans twiddle their thumbs.

130. 75% of people wash from top to bottom in the shower.

131. The average American looks at eight houses before buying one.

132. 56% of the video game market is adults.

133. 55,700 people in the US are injured by
jewelry each year.

134. Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7.

135. Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

136. There are over 15,000 miles of lighted neon tubing in the many signs on the Strip and downtown Las Vegas.

137. The MGM Grand's 170,000-square-foot casino
is larger than the playing field at Yankee Stadium. It contains more than 3,000 gaming machines.

138. It rains more often in London, England, on a Thursday than any other day of the week.

139. In the USA - more toilets flush at the half time of the Super Bowl than at any other time of the year.

140. Last year Americans ate more than 8.5 million pounds of tortilla chips on Super Bowl Sunday.

141. Dominos Pizza sales typically double on Super Bowl Sunday.

142. Super Bowl Monday sales of antacids increase by more than 20% over other Mondays.

143. The chance of contracting an infection during a hospital stay in the USA is 1 in 15.

144. The standard escalator moves 120 feet per minute.

145. Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

146. 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

147. Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

148. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

149. 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.

150. 67.5% of men wear briefs.

151. 85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

152. 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

153. 45% believe in ghosts.

154. 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

155. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

156. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

157. 69% eat the cake before the frosting.

158. When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

159. 85% of us will eat Spam this year.

160. 70% of us drink orange juice daily.

161. Snickers is the most popular candy.

162. 22% of us skip lunch daily.

163. 9% of us skip breakfast daily.

164. 66% of us eat cereal regularly.

165. 22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

166. 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

167. Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

168. 45% use mouthwash every day.

169. The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola
was Periwinkle Blue.
In Greek culture, brides carry a lump of sugar in
their wedding glove. It's supposed to bring
sweetness to their married life.

170. Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

171. On average, there are 333 squares of toilet
paper on a roll.

172. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and
four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the
largest amount of money in coins without being able
to make change for a dollar.

173. Eskimos never gamble.

174. The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons.

175. The largest crossword puzzle ever published
had 2631 clues across and 2922 clues down. It took
up 16 sq. feet of space.

176.acetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninetenjackqu
eenking Excluding the joker, if you add up the
letters in all the names of the cards in the deck
(Ace, two, three, four,...,king). the total number of letters is 52, the same as the number of cards in the deck.

177. The Statue of Liberty's mouth is 3 feet wide.

178. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only
book which does not mention the name of God.

179. The number 4 is the only number that has the
same number of letters in its name as its meaning.

180. The official soft drink of the state of
Nebraska - Kool-Aid.

181. Honeybees have hair on their eyes.

182. Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, and blondes to brunettes.

183. Spiders have transparent blood.

184. A fly can react to something it sees and change direction in 30 milliseconds.

185. An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater.

186. Ants stretch when they wake up. They also appear to yawn in a very human manner before taking up the tasks of the day.

187. A mosquito has 47 teeth.

188. Tarantulas do not use muscles to move their legs. They control the amount of blood pumped into them to extend and retract their legs.

189. March 14 is "Save a spider day."

190. Certain fireflies emit a light so penetrating that it can pass through flesh and wood.

191. Worms can have up to ten hearts.

192. If two flies were left to reproduce without predators or other limitations for one year, the resulting mass of flies would be the size of the Earth.

193. Moths have no stomach.

194.Scientists have actually performed brain surgery on cockroaches.

yeh i read them all as well sad aint i lol
 
lol these are jokes

lol i love this one:

9. On average, world wide 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! (I knew it!)
 
all hackney cabs (london taxis) by law have to carry a bail of hay for their horses. the law still stands but is not enforced.

Not true now, and never was, someone couldn't read English properly and misinterpreted an act from the 1800s which was removed in the last 20 years anyway.

6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

It echos fine, I've heard it.

27. Hot water is heavier than cold.

No, it isn't.

So many of them are made up I can't be arsed...
 
i like the no one can lick there own elbow people always say, brainic science abuse said this on skyone and got sent hundreds of pictures of people licking there elbow and made an apology, as they where wrong

184. A fly can react to something it sees and change direction in 30 milliseconds.

clearly not quick enough for my way of catching them
 
Layla said:
185. Manda wasted approx 5 minutes reading this and still doesnt give a crap

186. Turtle didn't bother :grinning:

The grape didnt explode in the microwave either :glare:
 
187: if u get enough mentos (6 at the least) into a bottle of diet pepsi it goes up like a 6ft fountian... tried n' tested by myself :p
 
188. If you feed a seagull alkaseltza (sp?) its stomach explodes. tried and tested, not by me though!!!

xLx
 
Layla said:
lol

i was in wallsend last night. how come you have no road signs? grrr

Because we can't read or write....How do you know you were in Wallsend if there were no roadsigns ?
 
theres a sign saying "wallsend and somewhere else crap" but then no signs saying "hoy, you, drive as fast as you can this way to get out"
 
So where abouts were you, you could have dropped in for a cuppa.
 
just put a grape in the microwave and it started whining and spining around then the microwave started sparking like when you put tinfoil in it, so i stopped
 
rlees85 said:
187: if u get enough mentos (6 at the least) into a bottle of diet pepsi it goes up like a 6ft fountian... tried n' tested by myself :p

me and my mates used to do that :D

get the cheapest 2ltr lemonade you can (we spent 37p score!)

then a whole pack of spermint polos (they work best) shove them in and put the cap back on quickly! then shake it and RUN!!!!

we got the cap to burst of the bottle and go 30 feet in the air!!
 
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