Chav Jokes

[Arnold]

Enjoy


Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkys?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

 

[tse_adam]

Hahaha

 

[p11sr20]

Q. What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the Edited.


Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.


A bus full of Chavs was driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they
stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the
blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

 

[Demarest]

lol, some quality jokes there

 

[NeX]

lmao chavs are almost as good a source of comedy as george bush

 

[Swiper]

lmfao, at all the jokes.
but i thought nova's had 5 seats? lol

 

[detox]

Q. What do you say to a chav at the peak of his career
A. Big mac please!

Q.What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
A.Fathers Day!

Q.Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A.They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

Q. What do you call a chav in a LOCKED box
A. Safe

A chavet walks into the council building and ask if she can claim child benefits. the woman replys "Yes, what are the childrens names"
"Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave," says the chavet
"does that not get confusing?" replys the woman
"Na, if i want them to go to bed "DAVE GO TO BED" or if i want them to come in for tee "DAVE COME IN FOR TEE!"
"What happens if you want to speak to them individually?"
"simpol i just use their surnames"