ok, so its not mine, but its a story i thought i would tell anyway.
My sister's boyfriend bought an absolute kip of a car, 1.8 escourt, already kitted , windows tinted etc. typical chav car. awful.
well.. push start only cuz of the knackered starter. so basically we spent a lovely rainy day pushing a bloody great car up and down the street. amazing stuff.
then someone went into the side of him at a junction, mashed the door and took the wing mirror off.
THEN when he was driving towards the a19 on the slip road, he heard 4 cracks and his wheel rolled down the sliproad! 4 snapped bolts, resulting in a total nose dive, snapped axel, snapped cross member, snapped bumper, cracked radiator, snapped skirts, crumbled splitter. the policepig who attended said that he was lucky, if it had happened on the motorway he would have almost certainly flipped.
and all this could have been yours for the bargain price of just £2000!!!
My sister's boyfriend bought an absolute kip of a car, 1.8 escourt, already kitted , windows tinted etc. typical chav car. awful.
well.. push start only cuz of the knackered starter. so basically we spent a lovely rainy day pushing a bloody great car up and down the street. amazing stuff.
then someone went into the side of him at a junction, mashed the door and took the wing mirror off.
THEN when he was driving towards the a19 on the slip road, he heard 4 cracks and his wheel rolled down the sliproad! 4 snapped bolts, resulting in a total nose dive, snapped axel, snapped cross member, snapped bumper, cracked radiator, snapped skirts, crumbled splitter. the policepig who attended said that he was lucky, if it had happened on the motorway he would have almost certainly flipped.
and all this could have been yours for the bargain price of just £2000!!!
