"we sang some daft things as kids"

detox

detox

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It has been talked about what were the songs/things you sang as a kid!!!!

the adams family started
when uncle fester farted
he farted down the keyhole and paralyzed the car
the chairs could'nt take it the table fell apart
and fe fi fo thumb them he did a bigger one DPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF(in there ear)
 
i remember calling people Spaz or going "nurrr" sticking u tongue into the bottom lip....

Also getting kids to pull their lips at the sides and say "I was born on a pirate ship"....
 
Postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat
Blood and guts went flying, postman pat was crying, you've never seen a cat as flat as that

Everybody knew, the cat was dead
lying in a gutter with a smashed up head
Maybe.... you can never be sure
They'l be knocks, rings, cat guts through your door.
 
Lier lier your bums of fire your arse sticks out like a telegraph wire.....


WTF had we been smoking at the age of 10??
 
aunty mary had a canarie up a nicker leg and wehn she farted down it darted now the ppor things dead.

and cie cie my play mate come out and play with me behind the tree tops and through the celler door and we'l be best of friends for ever more more shut that door hididily hidi brown bread!!


we are the gerodiegirls we wear our hair in curls we wear our dungerees to show our sexy knees. there was a guy next door. who got me on the floor. he done it 20 times and then he asked for more. me mother nearly died she saw me belly rise. my father jumpes for joy it was a baby boy. (no wonder pregnancy is so high up here!)
 
whats the time, half past nine
hang your nikers on the line
when there dry put them in the biscuit tin
eat a biscuit eat a cake eat you nickers buy mistake

baked beans good for your hart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so baked beans for evey meal!!!!(still say that 1)
 
remember all the ones that went along the lines of:

it comes out your bum like pedigree chum, diareah, diareah,

there was loads of em but a cant remember...
 
detox said:
dont you meen "my dad" not your's LOL!!!!
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Well we said said "your Dad" down here in Devon :p

Also remember a few rhymes to choose who was "IT", but i don't think the swear filter would like it much. Who remembers the one that started "Ip dip, dog s***........" ???
 
Big_ben said:
it comes out your bum like pedigree chum, diareah, diareah,
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Like a bullet from a gun, it comes straight from your .... etc is one i can remember

And rallybunny, i remember that too..

ibble, obble, black, bobble, ibble, obble, out. - whatever that means
 
i was walking down the street when i herd a drop at my feet!!!diarrhea
i was climing up a tree when i felt is dribble past mt knee!!!diarrhea
i opend a door when i sloshed on the floor!!!diarrhea
 
we used to sing this 1 replacing my name with different names and changing the end of the words to rhyme with that name.

Gemma bombemma sticklemma fifemma sticklemma fifemma thats how you spell gemma.
 
pass the fork n knife


oh n ave got one

Ben and Citizen X sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, second comes marriage, then comes a baby in a golden carriage
 
Big_ben said:
pass the fork n knife


oh n ave got one

Ben and Citizen X sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, second comes marriage, then comes a baby in a golden carriage
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LMAO @ Citizan x
 
ah yes, ben can be rather amusing when he wants to be, anyways have you got an alert to this thread or summit? Ever time i reply to this thread i look two seconds later and u have replied lol
 
Big_ben said:
ah yes, ben can be rather amusing when he wants to be, anyways have you got an alert to this thread or summit? Ever time i reply to this thread i look two seconds later and u have replied lol
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nah just everytime i look there is a new 1 co-incedence im, #### hot lol
 
ive applied for 10 jobs since this morning lol to prevent me from posting this kind of nonsence
 
Big_ben said:
ive applied for 10 jobs since this morning lol to prevent me from posting this kind of nonsence
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good work!!! i have only phoned 2 companies about CV's i have given them!!!
 
i'm not reading all this but some funny stuff, so if I put stuff already put "naaarrrrrr" :p

"you smelt it you dealt it"
"ip, dip, dog s**t, you are not it"
also remember saying "run, he's coming out" as we played hedge hoping up and down our street
 
I remember;

Hitler, he only had one ball,
The other, is in the Albert hall,
His mother, the dirty ######,
She cut it off when he was small!!!!

When we were playin games it was alway's;

Micky Mouse in his house pulling down his trousers, quick mum smack his bum you are not it!!!

Tryin hard to remember other stuff lol!!!!
 
The hitler song i knew was slighty longer....

Hitler, he only had one ball,
The other, is in the Albert hall,
His mother, the dirty ######,
She cut it off when he was small!!!!
She threw it from an apple tree
it landed in the deep blue sea
the fishes
got out the dishes
and had scolopes and b*****ks for tea!
 
well it started sooner too lol. Somethin like;

Land of soap and water, Hitler's having a bath,
People looking through the keyhole, trying not to laugh,
coz Hitler, he only had one........................etc!!!
 
i never hear that 1!!! LOL!!!
Emz i dont think you should juge! we all were kid's at one point!! we are looking back and seeing what was funny!!!
 

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