Funny Exam Answers!

[curtis]

Love these :grinning:

 

[Robert]

Haha!
Some of them actually made me properly laugh..

Cheers curtis!

 

[ollyc98]

Says a lot about the state of education in the UK. I failed my RE exam for writing 'only Smarties have the answer' for most of the questions.

 

[squarepants]

on my R.E exam i put that god faught off the space invaders with a stick...teachers werent impressed.

 

[joesouthgate]

Because he slept with his boss' wife

Love it :grinning:

 

[ollyc98]

It's cos the answer was wrong, he beat them off with a HOLY stick

 

[Robert]

'No. There is an elephant in the way.'

Lol!

 

[curtis]

i love the way the teacher liked the one with the drawing....class!

Love the batman one 2 :laugh:

 

[Maccy]

I had a friend do the old classic "only smarties have the answer" recently

Some of those are great though!

 

[Maccy]

edit - double post - d'oh!

 

[Rob..]

haha my old a-level physics teacher spent and entire lesson going through these with us, it was like revising how to fail. althugh the mass against time graph (the first one) did get a mark because it actually described the shape of the curve

 

[alien10]

my god their so funny

i bet the people marking them were wetting them selves

 

[solarice]

odd thing is some of those are correct...just not the answer they wanted.

people keep getting told to "think outside of the box" (as much as i hate that phrase lol) and when they do... :glare:

 

[ollie240585]

In my RE exam I wrote a bit out of red dwarf that Jesus was a simple carpenters son who learnt magic tricks and was a fool for not going into show business.

I got a D which I thought was quite good!

Some good ones there though.

 

[Alfonze]

Well Ive been feeling down allday but reading them made me laugh and I have cheered up alot.

 

[quickdraw]

i think i did actually have a little bit of a wee in my pants at the elephant one.

that seriously made me chuckle alot

it makes you want to go back and take exams again

 

[bobb]

Some of these are really old but still hilarious.
This is one of my favorites.

Pure genius.

In one of my GCSE's i had one of those questions where you have to agree or disagree with something. My answer was 'Yes, because Chuck Norris says so.'

 

[jdmk11mike]

my little brother has just done his english literature exam, no word of a lie he wrote the complete 1st episode of heroes, the boy is a genius haha