Comedy eBay Tat

[Littlewood]

What the hell is this 'Turbo'?

Is it just a tiny fan?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-UNIVERSAL...s_SM?hash=item3a53192bff&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

I'm gonna take the one out of my PC, and strap it to my engine :S.

What the fork, do people buy these?

 

[pjg1979]

I don't think it's even a fan, I think the force the engine sucks the air into the car makes it go round. Might look nice as an accessory, lol.

 

[Littlewood]

+5 BHP dontchya know!

Edit; The listing makes me laugh!

"Add 3-5 BHP to your car

Improve fuel consumption

sUPER <-- WHAT?

Super Light weight aluminum alloy design

Universal fit (please ensure this item will fit before purchase)"

Easy installation (installs inside the intake hose going to the throttle body from air filter)

 

[Shaun]

+5 BHP dontchya know!

Edit; The listing makes me laugh!

"Add 3-5 BHP to your car

Improve fuel consumption

sUPER <-- WHAT?

Super Light weight aluminum alloy design

Universal fit (please ensure this item will fit before purchase)"

Easy installation (installs inside the intake hose going to the throttle body from air filter)

lol universal fit makes me laugh everytime, my friend bought a £12 gear gaitor that stated universal! didnt fit his mr2 his audi my micra my friends astra or my other friends punto or my missus' c3 so.... universal? lol

 

[Manny]

lol im sure this was covered before.

 

[ollyc98]

I did actually think of a use for one of these. You may get a turbo like whistle as it spins up. Also it'd slow down air flow making the car inject less fuel giving you better fuel economy

 

[joesouthgate]

I just made a best offer of 1p lol

 

[NeX]

I just made a best offer of 1p lol

you are gonna get ripped off lol

 

[Shero]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I like the sUPER bit.

 

[Littlewood]

I just made a best offer of 1p lol

Ditto

 

[solarice]

You say that, but apparently hes sold 15 so far................

 

[Shero]

15 new saxo owners will be loose with so much more break then eh! watch out ferrari's!

 

[joesouthgate]

Got this back lol:

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Offer declined. Sorry, your offer has been declined


Dear moddedmicra,
Your offer has been declined on the following eBay item:


NEW UNIVERSAL SUPERSPIRAL TURBO SUPERCHARGER KIT,5+ BHP
Your offer price: £0.01
Seller terms: stop acting stupid please.
BIN price: £18.00
Check and see if you can make another Best Offer | View item | Go to My eBay

Don't let it get away!

 

[NeX]

Got this back lol:

do a counter offer of 2p, with a message saying (you and me both know this is a generous offer for this lump of crap)

 

[rlees85]

lol when the bearings go you'll get the same effect by putting a sock in your air intake. if you got a powerful enough car aswell you would suck it into the maf lol