Gemma85
banished to the buses
Husband Super Store
>
> Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to
> choose a husband from among many men.
>
> It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive
> attributes as you ascended.
>
> The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
> choose a man from that floor;
>
> if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
> place, never to return.
>
> A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
> husbands.
>
> First floor
> The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
> The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
> having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
> So up they went.
>
> Second floor
> The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely goodlooking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
> what's further up?"
>
> Third floor
> This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework."
> "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor,
> so further up they went."
>
> Fourth floor
> This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
> kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
> strong romantic streak."
> "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
> further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
>
> Fifth floor
> The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
> prove that women are f**king impossible to please.
>
> The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
>
> Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to
> choose a husband from among many men.
>
> It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive
> attributes as you ascended.
>
> The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
> choose a man from that floor;
>
> if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the
> place, never to return.
>
> A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
> husbands.
>
> First floor
> The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
> The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
> having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
> So up they went.
>
> Second floor
> The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
> extremely goodlooking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
> what's further up?"
>
> Third floor
> This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> looking, love kids and help with the housework."
> "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor,
> so further up they went."
>
> Fourth floor
> This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
> kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
> strong romantic streak."
> "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
> further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
>
> Fifth floor
> The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
> prove that women are f**king impossible to please.
>
> The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
