Funny joke

[Arnold]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake
up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT!

The next morning my
husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight". He didn't seem angry at all. Whew! Got away with that
one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. ####.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.


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[D4R73N]

HAHA, Quality Alan!

 

[ollie240585]

lol

See Arnold does have a sense of humour for all who doubted him!!!

 

[wilsonian]

well I rest my case fella, you do have a sense of humour!

good joke!

 

[Turtle]

lol

 

[Arnold]

lol

See Arnold does have a sense of humour for all who doubted him!!!

of course... those that have met me know the real arnold

 

[Layla]

yeah i agree alan


people who have met know for a fact he has no sense of humour

 

[goldstar0011]

Alan rocks, was funny, sounds like something mate of mine would try

 

[Ben]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

why do you have a husband?|

 

[Layla]

i think emma has a secret she'd like to share with us all...

 

[Turtle]

why do you have a husband?|

Almost wrote this myself hehe, thought it was a bit rude... only a matter of time before someone did though!! :laugh:

 

[james betley]

that was good :laugh:

 

[masterbiker]

Nice

 

[scottish-sr]

Lmao

 

[Alienfish360]

hmmm, arnold not locking it?!

Ems, get off his account with a funny joke haha

 

[Arnold]

hmmm, arnold not locking it?!

Nope