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Scottish dictionary, found it rather amusing as most of my family are from up north and its mostly true:
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie Wink, Ecclefechan Milngavie,
> > >Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
> > >
> > >2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
> > >
> > >3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
> > >
> > >4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
> > >
> > >5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
> > >
> > >6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
> > class!
> > >
> > >7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
> > >
> > >8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
> > >in yer ain family.
> > >
> > >9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
> > >
> > >10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
> > >
> > >11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
> > >
> > >12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
> > >date.
> > >
> > >13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
> > >Church/Chapel.
> > >
> > >14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
> > >irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
> > >
> > >15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
> > >
> > >16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
> > >
> > >17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
> > >
> > >18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
> > >
> > >19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
> > >
> > >20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these
> > >words...
> > how's it hingin
> > clatty
> > boggin
> > cludgie
> > pished
> > get it up ye
> > wee beasties
> > * * * * bandit
> > amurny
> > away an bile yer heid
> > peely-wally
> > humphey backit
> > Ba'-heid
> > baw bag
> > dubble nuggit
> > >Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
> > >came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
> > >rear end aimed at an electric fire.
> > >
> > >The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
> > >Ayrshire bacon?"
> > >"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie Wink, Ecclefechan Milngavie,
> > >Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
> > >
> > >2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
> > >
> > >3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
> > >
> > >4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
> > >
> > >5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
> > >
> > >6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
> > class!
> > >
> > >7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
> > >
> > >8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
> > >in yer ain family.
> > >
> > >9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
> > >
> > >10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
> > >
> > >11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
> > >
> > >12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
> > >date.
> > >
> > >13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
> > >Church/Chapel.
> > >
> > >14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
> > >irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
> > >
> > >15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
> > >
> > >16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
> > >
> > >17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
> > >
> > >18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
> > >
> > >19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
> > >
> > >20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these
> > >words...
> > how's it hingin
> > clatty
> > boggin
> > cludgie
> > pished
> > get it up ye
> > wee beasties
> > * * * * bandit
> > amurny
> > away an bile yer heid
> > peely-wally
> > humphey backit
> > Ba'-heid
> > baw bag
> > dubble nuggit
> > >Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
> > >came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
> > >rear end aimed at an electric fire.
> > >
> > >The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
> > >Ayrshire bacon?"
> > >"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."
